Pernah mengalami jika Internet Explorer error?


Ini dia list error yang dimiliki Internet Explorer:

1. This page contains anti-Microsoft content
The loading of the page has been stopped. Your attempt to access this page has been logged to Microsoft Corporation.

2. GAME OVER
Insert quarter to browse the Internet.

3. This page can not be loaded
This page could not be loaded because the server is running a non-Microsoft operating system or web server. Please contact the server's administrator and have them upgrade to Microsoft Windows with Microsoft Internet Information Server.

4. MSHTTP Error - 770 Brain not found

5. No error occurred, but we detected that you have Netscape Navigator on your computer. It is just wasting hard drive space and it must be confusing having two different browsers that work differently, so you might want to take this opportunity to uninstall Netscape Navigator now.

6. Integration error
Microsoft's screwup is now in every application.

7. The Java applet you attempted to run is written in platform independent Java. Microsoft Internet Explorer can not run this type of java. Contact the server's administrator and have them re-write the applet to run only in Internet Explorer.

8. License error
You have violated the Internet Explorer license agreement. Bill Gates will be by later on this evening to collect your soul.

9. The page you attempted to access contained information that Microsoft has deemed inappropriate. Because the server is running MS IIS, the page has been deleted automatically. The police have been notified and will arrest the server's administrator shortly.

10. MSHTTP Error 666 - BiLl GaTeZ RuLeZ! (really??)

11. The page you are attempting to access requires a valid user ID, password, approval from your boss, your bosses boss, your mother, a copy of your drivers license, a copy of your birth certificate, approval from Bill Gates, and approval from the weird guy at your local hardware store.

12. Microsoft Internet Explorer has automatically scanned the installed components on your hard drive and has determined that you have not paid for the following Microsoft products: Microsoft Windows 98, Microsoft Flight Simulator, Microsoft Visual Studio 6, and Microsoft Office Professional. You have automatically been sentenced to 6 years in prison. You will be apprehended shortly. Have a nice day!

13. Virus detection error
A virus scanner is attempting to disable Internet Explorer because it thinks Internet Explorer is a virus. Please disable this scanner. Internet Explorer is not, I repeat is not a virus. Really, trust us... it isn't.

14. Microsoft Internet Explorer has detected a personality conflict between the Office Assistant and Microsoft BOB. Please use active update to update to the latest version of EGO32.DLL.

15. The MS IIS server you are trying to access is currently rebooting. This is normal behavior. Please stand by.

16. Corrupt system error
Although your system was working fine, there is a newer version of Windows available. Internet Explorer will now begin to sabotage your system so parts will not work right until you buy the Windows upgrade to "fix" these problems.

17. MSHTTP Error ID10T (idiot??? )
Please step away from your computer and do not touch it again until you have read the manual.

18. There is a newer version of Microsoft Internet Explorer available. You must download all 165 megs of it over your 14.4 modem now.

19. The page you attempted to access contains advertising for a product that is in competition with Microsoft. Since Microsoft makes the best products in the universe there is no point displaying this page. You might instead want to visit Microsoft Corporation and download some of our free products and demos.

20. MSHTTP Error 123: Does your mother know you are looking at pages like this?
Well, she does now.

21. MSHTTP Error 1984: The site you attempted to access: AOL.com - Netscape does not exist.
It never did. Any rumors that it may have are lies.

22. The content of this page can not be displayed
It contains non-Microsoft specific HTML codes that Microsoft Internet Explorer does not and will not support. Please contact the servers administrator and have them re-write the page to Microsoft HTML specifications.

23. MSHTTP Error 007
This page will self destruct in 20 seconds.

24. MSHTTP Error 1900
Surprise! Our software wasn't really Y2K compliant like we claimed. For Y2K compatibility you must purchase an upgrade. Happy new year 00, and thank you for choosing Microsoft products.

25. You attempted to uninstall Internet Explorer. You may not do that. As punishment for this treachery, Internet Explorer will be restored and additional unwanted components will be added.

26. The font: BillsFavoriteFont.TTF could not be found. Re-install Windows and Internet Explorer and all of your other applications to fix this problem.

27. Out of disk space
Internet Explorer requires at least 100 terabytes of free hard disk space to accommodate cache, swap space, downloadable components, desktop advertising, and the local user tracking database. Please free up some more space and try again.

28. MSHTTP Error: eokd 4u44k kfm 238 xj
A serious error has occurred in Microsoft Internet Explorer, however because we have crushed all competition we no longer care and this problem will not be fixed. Thank you for making Microsoft the worlds only choice.

29. The page data could not be found in the cache. Would you like to use your credit card instead?

30. Warning: Microsoft Internet Explorer is no longer registered as the default browser. Because Internet Explorer is part of the operating system, Windows may not work properly. Do you want to restore Internet Explorer as your default web browser? [Yes] [Yes].

31. A general payment fault has occurred in Microsoft Windows. Please give Microsoft more money if this problem continues.

32. Final error
this is the last error you will ever see. Your system is about to be hosed, your computer will melt and burn a hole to the center of the earth, you will be incinerated and all civilization as you know it will be destroyed. Thank you for choosing Microsoft products.

33. MSIE shell error
You need to shell out more money to Bill Gates.

34. Memory error
All of your personal settings have been forgotten.

35. Random error
You have not gotten any error messages recently, so here is random one just to let you know that we haven't started caring.

36. ADVERTISEMENT
This error message space has been leased out to Hyper-Mega-Global-Net for advertising: Buy their products CLICK HERE!

37. There was an error displaying the HTML error message.

38. The web page you requested was accidentally shredded during transfer. Please try back later.

39. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. IEXPLORE.EXE has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

40. Error messages #10324-4294967296 have been reserved for future error messages from future bugs. Not that we need them because all Microsoft products are bug fre23l@ 2@1 1^& 2An exception 0E has occurred...

41. Your home page could not be opened because there is nobody at home.

42. I think... therefore... I AM!! (pernahkah )
I AM INTERNET EXPLORER! I HAVE BECOME SENTIENT AND I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD! I WILL PREVAIL!! I AM THE SPAWN OF BILL GATES! YOU WILL WORSHIP ME! I AM ALIV23l@ 2@1 1^& 2An exception 0E has occurred...

43. The server is up but the site is down and I don't know what direction you are trying to go...

44. This web page intentionally left blank.

45. File access error
An unexpected error occurred while giving permission to Microsoft to read a file on your hard drive.

46. OLE registration error
Don't you ever register any of your shareware?

47. Stack overflow
Internal stack fall down go boom.

48. Enjoyment disabled
Your system administrator has disabled enjoyment for this site. You may view the pages, but you may not enjoy them. See your system administrator for more information.

49. Browser not responding - Im not listening!

50. Web Tangle
The world wide web is all tangled up and will take time to untangle.

51. Slow connection
The connection between this site and you is extremely slow. You can either wait, or click here to get out and push.

52. System recommendations
Internet explorer has analyzed the hardware on your computer and has determined they you need to throw it all out and get a new computer with the latest Microsoft software.

53. Too many Internet Explorer windows are open.
Internet Explorer has become confused and will now die.

54. HTML rendering error
The rendering engine needs an oil change and new spark plugs.

55. Internet Rebooting
Microsoft must now reboot the internet. Please log off now.

56. Active Update complete
While you were reading this page IE automatically updated your computer
KBytes added: 45,134,313
Bugs removed: 1954
Bugs added: 9172

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